(FREE) Killer Cruise (Jaine Austen Mysteries) BY Laura Levine
Tween Janie and her parents Really that would be my second favorite part Prozac is by far the star f the series Her books are always a super fun read Killer Cruise by Laura Levine is 8 in her Jaine with an i Austen mystery series It s generally bad news when a series starts going Thoroughly Disarmed on location but I enjoyed this installmentf Jaine s adventures aboard a cruise ship where using her leverage as copy writer for a toilet company Jaine teaches a writing class while eating her way through the buffet and crushing n handsome men while investigating the murder f a gigoloNothing After the Ashes of great surprise but I have grown very fondf Jaine her cat Prozac her e mail writing parents and her elastic waist pants She s become a good friend and this book was entertaining enough to keep the friendship flourishing I m done with this The Angry Planet one Seriously I have never seen a point in forcing myself to read something thatbviously doesn t work And this Melody's Key one definitely is not for me I started this book some time ago because I needed it badly forne f my challenges and I got stuck in it very uickly This is a short book and I couldn t bring myself to finish it I read a few ther books I was struggling with but I couldn t bring myself to finish this A Chance Acquaintance one There is no point in forcing myself furtherThe biggest problem with this book is not even that nothing happens but that it is impossibly annoying It s all becausef the main character I didn t read previous books in this series so I nly met Jaine in this book and I must admit that she is an extremely annoying heroine Usually the main characters in cozy mysteries are intelligent clever and cute it s easy to like them Jaine has none f these ualities She is just weak She allows everyone used her every person she meets is above her Including her damn cat Jaine lets herself be blackmailed and disregarded all the time Nobody respects her including me unfortunately Evidently she misses her spine I was fed up with her mouse like personalityNow let s return to the second reason why I was close to abandoning this book from the very beginning Nothing happens in here It s cozy mystery without mystery Okay no mystery up to 40 percent where finally a dead body appears Almost half the book We spend nearly half the book wandering with the boring mouse Jaine n the deck And there is nothing interesting that would distract us from her annoying personality I was so bored that when the corpse finally appeared it didn t interest me any Seriously I ab. At Prozac Jaine's sinking sensation grows stronger at dinner where she meets chatty Emily Pritchard a wealthy seventy year ld who's traveling with her two nephews Jaine can't help noticing the tension among them especially when the cruise's charming and sleazy British dancer Graham whisks Emily ut nto the dance floor Soon Emily is accepting Graham's invitations to every soc.
These books are so much fun Jaine is hysterical her cabin was n the dungeon deck and I don t know how Prozac manages to be an escape artist The cruise ship setting was a fun change and the mystery kept me guessing Recommended reading for everyone n a cruise readforkimberly In the middle War to the Knife: Bleeding Kansas, 1854-1861 of reading a long and serious book for a Goodreads book discussion group I found this light and amusing mystery novel a real comedy which I gobbled up in less than a day Killer Cruise hasnly Leaving Mother Lake: A Girlhood at the Edge of the World one murder And there are so many possible culpritsn board the cruise ship Festival ranging from a jilted ex fiancee an ice sculptor and the relatives and close friends f a silver haired lady being swept ff her feet by love at first danceOur heroine and crime solver Jaine Austen with an i in Jane is n board as an employee hired to give writing lessons to cruise passengers Also n board is her stowaway Jaine s cat Prozac who had to be sneaked n board at the last minute Jaine has to hide and feed Prozac in between classes as well as read the manuscript f her cabin steward the would be writer Samoa in exchange for his silence about the cat Marriage After God: Chasing Boldly After God’s Purpose for Your Life Together on board She also does a lotf snooping to solve the murder while also indulging in her passion for all things chocolateI hurried along the corridor checking er my shoulder to make sure Anton wasn t following me Then with the unerring accuracy f a homing pigeon I returned to the buffet where I picked up some roast beef for Prozac and a restorative dose Blue Blood of brownies for me p 29 Though this is a mystery novel I chuckled and grinned all through the book and laughedut loud at the ending Humor is The Gollywhopper Games: Friend or Foe on every page I can t wait to read the first seven books in this series By the way It could easily have been 5 stars but the murderer s confession took the windut Parafilias (Spanish Edition) of the book s sail I m so happy to announce that the author has crafted another remarkable book She has been able to extract even entertaining tidbits from her characters Do read this book even if it takes thanne leaf ut f a prolific British and well dead author whose name is synonymous with flair and invention By changing the stage for her story Laura Levine has kept my interest alive in her although I m afraid there s The Mirage only a few books left in the series You know most books that are categorized as funny don t have much humor but this book deliversn all fronts Until next time I think this series is just plain fun My favorite parts f the books are the e mail conversations be. Wordsmith Jaine Austen's ship has finally come in Her new teaching gig n a fancy cruise line nabs her a free vacation and access to a 24 hour buffet But sooner than you can say bon voyage Jaine's all expenses paid trip to the Mexican Riviera seems destined to be a wreckThings are already ff to a rocky start when Jaine discovers a stowaway amidst her luggage her persnickety
Andon this book right after the chapter in which the body was discovered I don t want to know what else stupid trouble Jaine will get in trying to find the killerI probably had too high expectations for this book But it seemed like a light story just for the holidays I doubt I ll ever read a book in this series again I just love every book in this series Always laugh ut loud funny And this time there is no missing a beat when Prozac sneaks nto the cruise ship with Jaine Jaine has been invited as a guest lecturer nboard and has been placed A Mild Suicide on the Dungeon Deck stayingn board with the Beethoven for a Later Age: The Journey of a String Quartet other workers and hired entertainers When someone hired by the cruise line dies Jaine has close connections with her suspects as she has been placed as the special guest at their dining table Jaine also has a bitf a crush n ne Origen: Scholarship in the Service of the Church of her suspects is this finally thene for her And you can not dismiss the ngoing email exchanges between Jaine and her parents always funny You ll enjoy taking this book with you n a summer cruise vacation Jaine Austen thinks she hit it big being asked to teach a course n a cruise ship and in return getting an all expenses paid cruise Jaine s trip gets ff to a bad start when she finds her cat Prozac has stowed away in her bag and even worse when the steward Samoa finds Porter Earns a Quarter (Four Basic Skills Series, Volume 2) out and blackmails her into editing his 900 page manuscript Do Not Distub Jaine tries to make the bestf it but as a cruise ship celebrity she is reuired to sit with ne f the high rollers a 70 something woman named Emily and her zany family She starts to notice something is not right when ne f the ships dancers Graham and Emily become engaged There is no way that could be right Graham is a sleazy crew member who happens to be sleeping with her next door neighbor n the ship Then Graham is found dead and her neighbor is fingered as the perp Jaine sets ff to prove her neighbor and new friend is innocent I enjoyed the book a lot especially when Jaine receives emails from her parents and gay fiance who are creating havoc at home I confess I read it because Sexual Soulmates: The Six Essentials for Connected Sex (English Edition) of the cat I ve readther Laura LevineJaine Austen mysteries and this ne was right in line Pure froth with some chuckles and an arrogant cat Prozac Her books are tolerable because despite the deliberate silliness the woman knows her craft She s written for The Bob Newhart Show Laverne Shirley and a whole bunch f Piazza, Student Edition: Introductory Italian other top rated sit coms So if you re looking for light uick and amusing Levine is good place to go. Ial eventn the ship Two nights later the bubbly couple announces their engagement but the news is uickly Unbroken Circle: How to Take Your Family Through the End Time overshadowed the next morning by the discoveryf Graham's body with an ice pick protruding from his chestBetween hiding a furry fugitive flirting with Emily's nephew Robbie and baiting the hook for a clever murderer Jaine is about to dive into her most dangerous case yet.
(FREE) Killer Cruise (Jaine Austen Mysteries) BY Laura Levine
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authors COMEDY Joe Keenan MYSTERY Agatha Christie SERIOUS STUFF Anne TylerHobbies Reading swimming gardening and lots of walks mainly to the refrigerator