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Ey do learn a lesson r two along the way The story is a big mouthful Squeamish About Sushi: And other Food Adventures in Japan of pink cotton candy a light and fluffy romance Fearing a plane crash The heroine spills all her deepest secrets to a total stranger Fortunately their plane didn t crash Unfortunately the total stranger turnedut to be the CEO f her company view spoiler Worse he manages to spill all her secrets n national television Of course he didn t use her name but she gave it away by her behavior hide spoiler I m not really 100% into Chick Lit but this is The Quarterback's Crush onef those books that I ve seen pop up ver and ver again n all the Best Of lists ver the years and I ve grown uite curiousNo seriously True story Anyway I ve been Achtung! Cthulhu on the hunt for really funny fluff this past month and finally decided to pull the triggern my first Sophia Kinsella book Supposedly this was a HI LARIOUS rom com and I was in the market for exactly thatHoweverSometimes what makes me smile doesn t match up with everyone else in the roomSo was it funnyYes No KindaI mean it wasn t the sort Infamy of humor that had me doubledver gasping for breath but there were cute moments It was the kind General P.T.G. Beauregard of jokey stuff that would have done well with a laugh trackr something if that makes senseBUTEven though this wasn t exactly what I was initially looking for I still had a reallyreallyreally good time reading it It was just a super cute romance y little story about a young woman in the middle My Wishful Thinking of getting serious about her career path finding a man she loves and simultaneously growing a setf balls I ve noticed that I never really find the resolutions to the assy family andor assy friend drama in Chick lit to me sufficiently um resolved I guess And this The Boy and the Blue Moon one was no different The ending felt sortf rushed as everything gets kinda built up to this crazy dramatic showdown then everyone whistle farts away into a Happily Ever After I ve come to expect that it s not even a deal breaker anyThere was uite a bit f the ridiculous in this as far as nonsensical plot stuff goes but I don t read this genre to get a glimpse f realism So a lot The Screwball Comedy Films: A History and Filmography, 1934-1942 of the nuttier aspectsf the story view spoilerlike the way her co workers figured Father Tom Padilla: Mark of the Demon Priest out he was talking about hern television hide spoiler don t read this in publicespecially if you re by yourselfthis book has been n my wishlist for years apparently it was earning rave reviews from readers nline and yet everytime i come across this at bookstores i d tell myself to postpone buying it since it had many copies n shelf i never even bothered leafing through it but ne day i just decided to actually read its back cover and see what all the hoopla s aboutand then i saw the line Secrets she wouldn t share with anyone in the world I have no idea what NATO stands for Or even what it is and honest to god i just grinned like an idiot i had to read it i actually went to a nearby cafe right after buying this from the store just so that i could beginwhich turned Eat Vegan on $4.00 a Day out to be a bad idea cos it was literally difficult to keep a straight facence i read the first few chaptersyou ever had that experience when something is really really funny but you can t laugh utright r even smile cos people around you will start getting wary this book is deadly you have to read it Pantyhose Professionals (Pantyhose Diaries Book 2) on some secluded preferably enclosedkay make it enclosed and sound proof place so you can laugh without being hamperedthis book may even be funnier than her shopaholic series there s just something so natural and so human about the insecurities and then the delusions f Emma and though this might be a comic story first this was a very cheeky romantic romp for me and is it just me r was Jack sexy i just wanted to skip Masterchef Junior Cookbook: Bold Recipes and Essential Techniques to Inspire Young Cooks on the next scene where he ll appear i can t wait what next secret he ll be dangling for Emma to suirmverit s not even your run. Hing Ben Hur Sammy the goldfish in my parents’ kitchen is not the same goldfish that Mum gave me to look after when she and Dad were in Egypt Secrets from her boyfriend I weigh Black Macho and the Myth of the Superwoman one hundred and twenty eight pounds Notne eighteen like Connor thinks I’ve always thought Connor looks a bit like Ken As in Barbie and Ken From her colleagues When Artemis really annoys me I feed her plant range juice Which is pretty much every day It was me who jammed the copier that time In fact all the times Secrets.

Goal Read a light book and laugh my ass ffResult Read a stupid book that made me want to cut it into little piecesOverall Goal HappinessOverall Result A shtty headacheAll my friends gave Can You Keep A Secret a high score all Heaven Next Stop of them loved it allf them asked me to read itSo I didYep And I ended up having a headache Literally Mrs Kinsella you we me a pack f meds and a nice foot massageSo why did all my friends love this book and I didn t I have no idea to tell you the truth I just know this Emma is an idiot A shallow clownish stupid boring insecure clueless loser She s the reason why I hated the book Please promote me I say desperately Please I have to get a promotion to impress my family It s the nly thing I want in the whole world and I ll work so hard I promise I ll come in at weekends and I ll I ll wear smart suits Facepalm compilation in321 And btw wtf is this Panther Cola crap Is it cola that panthers drink r cola made ut f panthers This was such a fun and entertaining book I laughed Have A Good Night, Volume 1 out loud multiple times and I also cringed several times becausef how embarrassed I was for EmmaMy nly problem with this book is that I felt like it could have been longer It felt rushed at times and I OMG this book is laugh ut loud funny like sitting in my cubicle at work just giggling to myself In the days I spent reading this ne I told numerous people about it because I was just so excited and happy to find a book that made me actual loud ut loud Some When You Lose Your Job of my best friends raved about this book duringur girls weekend last year and I was repeatedly told you have to read thisEmma Corrigan is a typical girl just like us r me at least She is awkward inappropriate and just trying to prove herself Emma is flying back from a business trip that f course went horribly bad During the flight there is some extreme turbulence and she thinks she is going to die During her freak Isabel the Queen: Life and Times out she precedes to unload all her secretsn everyone around her Monday morning comes with a big surprise Fantastic Post Office 03 onef the passengers is the Tim Crouch ownerf Emma s company and he remember everything All her secrets are ut some as small as hating g strings and the coffee at work to her insecurities with her family and lesbian dream she had about her best friend This story is so freaking perfect It s so funny it s freaking cute as shit and the love stories is so sweet This is my first book by Sophie Kinsella but it will not be my last The audiobook is absolutely fantastic and made me believe the narrator was Emma Teaser created by me with stock images purchased from depositphotos SoI really wanted to dislike this book I was determined not to allow myself to be ne Drawing the Human Head of those girls You knowthenes who plan ladies night Twin Block Functional Therapy: Applications in Dentofacial Orthopedics out to watch Sex and the City I ve never had a desire to read Bridget Jones Diaryr The Devil Wears Prada although I do hate to admit that I actually liked Devil as a movie I mean it s Chick Lit Fluff without the smut What fun is thatTurns DIY Projects for the Self-Sufficient Homeowner: 25 Ways to Build a Self-Reliant Lifestyle out it s fun than I was expecting The book startedut in such a way that I was expecting to give up before making it past a few chapters I practically sighed Have you ever been n a plane ride through hell and you got so scared you thought it was better to say what you have been dying to say all your life before you crash I feel that way every time honestly Although I wouldn t go into so much detail as Emma did in Can You Keep A Secret Once again Sophie Kinsella delivers a heroine that we want to cheer for and chastise at the same time Emma is a lovable neurotic dreamer that I feel protective f Spilling your deepest secrets nly to have them resurface at a very inopportune and public moment is a shame beyond measure Yet she endures and triumphs Kinsella builds these characters that we want to see succeed although we hope th. BONUS This edition contains an excerpt from Sophie Kinsella's Wedding NightWith the same wicked humor buoyant charm and ptimism that have made her Shopaholic novels beloved international bestsellers Sophie Kinsella delivers a hilarious new novel and an unforgettable new character Meet Emma Corrigan a young woman with a huge heart an irrepressible spirit and a few little secrets Secrets from her mother I lost my virginity in the spare bedroom with Danny Nussbaum while Mum and Dad were downstairs watc.

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Pdf Free Can You Keep a Secret? AUTHOR Sophie Kinsella

Of the mill chick lit cos there were some parts that became serious they were heartbreaking all in all this is a highly recommended feel good story you ll never want to put it down even when you know that someone soon will approach you and politely ask you to leave their premises cos you re scaring some people How hard is it to keep your deepest darkest secrets especially if you think you are about to die Well for poor Emma it seems to be uite hard Emma is in an airplane which is being tossed about in heavy turbulence and when pure panic seizes her she bursts ut to the stranger sitting beside her We re not going to make it I know we re not This is it I m twenty five years ld I m not ready I haven t achieved anything I ve never had children I ve never saved a life I haven t gotten a tattoo I don t even know if I have a G spot I m sorry says the man sounding taken aback My career s a complete joke I m not a top businesswoman at all I haven t got a team I m just a crappy assistant and I just had my first ever big meeting and it was a complete disaster Half the time I haven t a clue what people are talking about I don t know what logistical means I m never going to get promoted and I we my dad four thousand uid and I ve never really been in love The above uotes are nly a sampling f the litany Pontius Pilate of hilarious confessions and secrets she spills but unbeknownst to Emma she had a meltdown in frontf Jack Harper who happens to be the co founder Livin de Life of the marketing company she works for in London Jack had just flown in from America to visit with his employees Three days later when they meet face to facence again this time in her Aeralis office Emma is mortified and hopes upon hope he doesn t remember her from the plane flight but no such luck He notnly remembers her but also every intimate thought and personal secret she utteredLet the embarrassment begin This is my second Sophie Kinsella audiobook and I am having the best time The British narrator s snappy and crisp voice made this rom com even FUN tastic Two point five ish stars uirky hilarious read about a 25 year Be CentsAble: How to Cut Your Household Budget in Half old clumsy silly awkward Emma who is always caught in the most embarrassing situations and thinking she s probably not yet embarrassed enough spewedut every single Academic Inbreeding and Mobility in Higher Education: Global Perspectives onef her deepest darkest most embarrassing secrets to a stranger Radio Crackling, Radio Gone on a plane when she thought they were going to die during a violent turbulence The horrific result strange man isn t a stranger after all LMAOWhile I wasn t a fanf Emma and The Legend of Joaquin Murrieta: California's Gold Rush Bandit of anyther character in the story for that matter and thought she was awful and ridiculous with every single decision she made She says it s good when it s bad Limey Gumshoe okay when it s not yes when she means no in short she lies all the time the hilarityf her story and predictability f the than slightly rubbish plot are entertaining It s my first Sophie Kinsella read and although it wasn t completely successful I have a feeling I ll enjoy her YA novel Finding Audrey Here s my lovely friend s Alice s review f said YA book Happy birthday my Dear Alice Despite the few stars I enjoyed the read so it s all good I ll certainly give Ms Kinsella another chance I hope you re having the time f your life n your very special day Love you girl 3 Can You Keep a Secret Sophie KinsellaEmma Corrigan is a young woman in London England She is in a stable but dull relationship with the perfect man and is currently attempting to climb the corporate ladder at Panther Cola a multi national cola company headuartered in London Satisfied with life she is thrown Trouble Looking for a Place to Happen off kilter when she mistakenly blurtsut all Dressed for Thrills: 100 Years of Halloween Costumes and Masquerade of her inner secrets to a complete strangern a plane when it hits turbulence and she believes she is going to die Emma believes that she is in the clear when she leaves the plane as she is confident. She wouldn’t share with anyone in the world My G string is hurting me I have no idea what NATO stands for Or even what it is Until she spills them all to a handsome stranger Harcourt School Publishers Collections on a plane At least she thought he was a stranger But come Monday morning Emma’sffice is abuzz about the arrival f Jack Harper the company’s elusive CEO Suddenly Emma is face to face with the stranger from the plane a man who knows every single humiliating detail about her Things couldn’t possibly get worse Until they.

Sophie Kinsella has sold over 40 million copies of her books in than 60 countries and she has been translated into over 40 languagesSophie Kinsella first hit the UK bestseller lists in September 2000 with her first novel in the Shopaholic series – The Secret Dreamworld of a Shopaholic also published as Confessions of a Shopaholic The book’s heroine Becky Bloomwood – a fun and feisty fin